Hello, My Name Is

Hello, My Name Is

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Over the past few years, it has become rather common for brand new guests to make an incongruous and nameless arrival, which can make me uneasy. First impressions matter, and no, the text exchange does not count for the totality of our introduction. While my website and online presence is designed to be friendly and engaging, it is not intended to create the illusion that we already know each other. Because I am -not- (never have been, never will be) a cam girl or an OnlyFans persona, meeting me for the first time means just that.

Now granted, I know that it is not the intention to make me uneasy by being overly casual with introduction; however, the overtly relaxed attitude that we American’s are so famous for does not work well for a first time visit. A new guests  who omits introducing himself by his first name may be asked what he would like me to call him, which may then cause him to become uncomfortable that I asked. This odd scenario can lead to hostessing fatigue.

Why, gentlemen callers, please tell me, why is it that so many of you are now finding it inconvenient to tell me who you are when you step inside my apartment? Do you actually think that I have been internet sleuthing you for hours and days prior, and that I have a whole file dedicated to your person already? Unless you are a visiting dignitary who I’ve been assigned to for an entire month, it is unlikely that I would do such a thing. Let me guess, is it the all pervasive element of constant cyber connectivity that makes new people feel like we already know each other? Or is it the ever populating social media feeds that causes new visitors to feel so casual and so “connected” with me? Such that no introduction isn’t necessary? And such that that they should not have to introduce themselves when we first meet in person, in real life, and make eye contact for the very first time? We Americans are often much too casual now, and I am beyond exasperated with this social weirdness.

This seems obvious, but allow me, darling reader, to remind you that most likely I do not have access to a 13 page website to learn about your entity. Nor do I have access to multiple professional/adult directories or social media platforms to become familiar with you (unless and maybe if I really go sleuthing). Therefore, the simple and common courtesy of introducing one’s self by one’s first name upon our very first encounter goes a long way in helping me to feel comfortable with your presence inside my incall. It also serves to confirm that I have admitted the correct guest, which is even more important. To make matters further farcical, now new guests are starting to introduce themselves by a totally different name than the one used on email, text, contact form, and when we talked on the phone. This stuff has me totally flummoxed, and guys, I do not tolerate anything that makes me feel unsafe at my incall.

So please, when preparing to step into my hallowed sensual chambers, bring your A game, as well as your first name. Be a generous dear, and make a proper introduction!